i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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