operation harelip BJ is a go
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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