these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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