don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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