I didn't shave. On purpose
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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