the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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