Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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