i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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