No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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