TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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