C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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