I don't remember. Are we still dating?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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