I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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