I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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