I'm going to jail i love you
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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