For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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