Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize