he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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