grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Boobs speak an international language.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Sorry about my life...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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