Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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