C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Drunk is not a location!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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