i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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