Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
