Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
how can u be prego again
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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