how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
