It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Why is your signature on my underwear?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Randomize
