if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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