I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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