can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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