So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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