i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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