you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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