do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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