It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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