gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
They have beer where we have blood.
Enjoy the penises
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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