I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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