he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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