I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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