If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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