When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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