Why are handjobs necessary in class?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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