Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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