so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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