It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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