I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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