I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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