Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Vodka?
Forever.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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