I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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