My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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