i need an iv and a liver transplant
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she looked like the before picture.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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