Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Sext me about skeletons
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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