I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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