that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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