At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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