I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
birth control should be required to get into college
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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