I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
