I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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