Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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